Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Sexy Spagett for Haloween?!! YES PLEASE

I think i'm okay with the whole "slutty version of stuff" Halloween costumes when they're borderline disgusting. This is the perfect fit! If you're unfamiliar with Spagett, see below:

Monday, September 13, 2010

Katy Perry's Childhood

Really not much has changed.

A Tribute to The Psycho Bitches of Cinema

If there is one genre I truly love,  it would have to be the deranged psycho/victim-never-saw-it-comin’ kill fest. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or as Chicago put it, “He had it comin’”.  I will warn you now: there are a lot of SPOILERZ up in here.

My Top Five Crazy Bitches

1. Norma Desmond - Sunset Blvd. 
She is the ULTIMATE.

2. Alex Forrest - Fatal Attraction
"I won't be ignored, Dan"

3.  Carrie 
 Need i say more? (besides that we should have seen Columbine coming)

4. Baby Jane Hudson - Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

5. Joan Crawford - Mommy Dearest 

SOOOO many to choose from, here are some:

Ellen Berent - Leave Her to Heaven

Mrs. Danvers - Rebecca

Norman Bates - Psycho 

Annie Wilkes - Misery

Madison Bell - Swimfan (or Swimf@n) 
good shit:

Esther - Orphan
Not even M.Night Shyamalan would try and pull of this twist:

Probably one of the finest uses of suspense since Hitchcock:

When searching for a classic movie involving a psycho, look out for ones where the unsuspecting family lives in a modern glass house. This lets us know in advance that our crazy bitch is going through a window.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Hammy Goodness

Exhibit A: Jon Hamm on The Sarah Silverman Program circa 2007

Exhibit B: Jon Hamm on 30 Rock Circa '09.

Exhibit C: Me becoming a juggernaut female comedy writer specifically for the purpose of writing in a romantic interlude with said Hamm (in the next 15 minutes).

Exhibit D: Just for prosperity's sake. 

and E....I Just think is funny.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

what a FANTASTIC idea.

11 vs 11:30

Carey Mulligan is too good for Shia Labeouf