Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Way Things Should Be

Monday, October 18, 2010

I Love Your Farts, Man

This is their job.

This Puppy Is Sleep

What more do you want from me people?

What Did You Do When Your Were 9?

Paul Trailer: Potential For Funniness

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010


She looks good AND this dumbass "song" is stuck in my head.

Zach G. Swimsuit Calendar

Lost In Translation

Haunt Your Dreams Forever

Everyone has seen or read the children's book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munsch. At first glance it appears to be an "Everyone Poops" type classic, when in reality something sinister lies inside. It is filled with disturbing and terrifying imagery of creepy women sneaking around, and men cradling grannys in their laps. A Scientologist would say this book was planted by the board of psychiatry to keep us in therapy forever...I'm just saying.


Not to mention, these strange little ferret monsters.

If you're still not creeped out enough, here is the book as read by the author...who is apparently Mayor West from Family Guy:


Once Disney star Christy Carlson Romano has stooped to a new low, starring in "Mirrors Two". Apparently her characters story arc starts at her tits and ends at her ass.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Banksy for The Simpsons

Best thing I've seen from The Simpsons in a long time.

Wait Wait Wait, Woah Woah Woah

Hey guys....soooooo you know Aaron Johnson? The kid who played Kick Ass in "Kick Ass" (great) and more recently John Lennon in "Nowhere Boy" (crap) really surprisingly sex-ay. If you haven't already heard, he is engaged to and has impregnated Sam Taylor-Wood the 43 year old director of "Nowhere Boy" (born 1967)...he was born in 1990.  When I first watched "Kick Ass", about 30 or 40 minutes in I realized he was pretty hot. But i thought it was more of the "Amy thinks every leading man is hot and/or there's somethin hiding under those glasses" type of attraction rather than a full blown bona fide sexy male model type of one. Much to my surprise, upon googling i found THESE:

Phew, now that we're all recovered... 
I'm warning all of you NOT TO SEE NOWHERE BOY!!!!!!! Its really boring and has nothing to do with The Quarrymen and is pretty much predominately about John Lennon's flighty whorish mother and his reliable Aunt Mimz. I'd recommend either just sitting home listening to The Beatles and looking at pictures of Aaron Johnson's super-dong, or just going to see The Social Network again.The only thing I can pat Taylor-Wood on the back for his snagging this barely legal mofo...although I do feel some moral quandary. If a 43 year old director knocked up a 20 year old actress...he'd have hell to pay.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010


I couldn't be more thrilled about the GAYAPOOLOOZA that will be Burlesque. It's like every dance/musical/gay movie all rolled into one PLUS Cher. (Chicago, Showgirls, Save the Last Dance, Coyote Ugly, Step Up, Honey, Glitter, Crossroads, etc) IT'S SO PERFECT. 
  • a one way ticket to Hollywood
  • a small town girl thrown into the glitzy world of jazz and drink
  • Stanley Tucci being THE Gay know-it-all (as he should always be in my opinion)
The mere fact that Xtina obviously can't act is enough to make me shiver with anticipation. (See stage scene between her and Cher in trailer)
 I demand that you watch the trailer below:


Its no Tardy for the Party, for the entire song click here.

I think the video for this song should just be this:


(James Franco if you can't tell.)


EMMA STONE WILL NOW BE GWEN STACY...Peter's first and dead love.

Monday, October 4, 2010

I doubt there are many things cuter than these guys...

If I were trying to scientifically test the recipe for cuteness, I would throw these bunnies in a cage and test them until i knew the answer.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

yeeps, i think i have a crush on Emma Stone

I judge chicks on how well they can hang, and if i would allow them to play me in a movie. She's really pretty, but still the every-girl...and she's really funny!! I want to see mo' mo' mo.

PS. She's the new Mary Jane Watson in the Spider Man reboot.


Cat Ladies Through the Ages


Scott Pilgrim Blu-Rayz

The real one. 
Fan made one.

I think there's a clear winner here.

Friday, October 1, 2010


is the greatest movie ever made, it's about a boy:
 and his grampy Seth:
 who is trying to tell him from beyond the grave how to defeat the Goblins of Nilbog (get ittt?)
 the goblins are strict vegetarians, so of course the only way to obtain these veggies is to make humans drink some cup filled with dry ice that will transform them into a veg- like substance....and then snack on their green goo.
they might lure you with cake...(oh yeah, they can shape-shift)
or they might seduce you with the promise of corn and sex...or corn sex.
and this is what i said when i realized how great the movie was:

The point is. you need to watch this on instant view immediately.
It offers a level of entertainment so high...IT. WILL. BLOW. YOUR. MIIIIIIIIIIIIND.

ALSO: there is this adorable documentary "Best Worst Movie" about Troll 2, made by the man who was the child in photo 2 above.  Its completely entertaining, touching and hilarious. I give it 4 Goblins.

Troll 2 is the new The Room
Best Worst Movie is the new King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters