Everyone has seen or read the children's book "Love You Forever" by Robert Munsch. At first glance it appears to be an "Everyone Poops" type classic, when in reality something sinister lies inside. It is filled with disturbing and terrifying imagery of creepy women sneaking around, and men cradling grannys in their laps. A Scientologist would say this book was planted by the board of psychiatry to keep us in therapy forever...I'm just saying.
SHE GOT IN WITH A LADDER!!!!
Not to mention, these strange little ferret monsters.
If you're still not creeped out enough, here is the book as read by the author...who is apparently Mayor West from Family Guy: